A wedding celebration is a joyous occasion, filled with love, laughter, and happiness. Injecting a touch of humor into your wedding ceremony can create a lighthearted and memorable atmosphere for you and your guests. In this blog, we present a curated list of the top 10 funny, quirky and non-traditional readings that will bring smiles, laughter, and a sense of fun to your special day.

1. “A Lovely Love Story” by Edward Monkton
This charming story about two dinosaurs finding love is whimsical and sweet, perfect for couples with a playful side.
*Snippet*: “He loved her, and she loved him. She loved the smell of his flower crown and his mighty roar.”
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2. “I Wanna Be Yours” by John Cooper Clarke
A humorous yet heartfelt poem that uses everyday objects to express love.
*Snippet*: “Let me be your Ford Cortina / I will never rust.”
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3. “Yes, I’ll Marry You” by Pam Ayres
This delightful poem celebrates the quirks and realities of married life with humor and warmth.
*Snippet*: “Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear, / And here’s the reason why: / So I can push you out of bed / When the baby starts to cry.”
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4. “Union” by Robert Fulghum
A witty and insightful piece that reflects on the realities of marriage.
*Snippet*: “Look at the word ‘union’: It’s got ‘you’ and ‘I’ in it.”
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5. “He Never Leaves the Seat Up” by Pam Ayres
A humorous look at the little things that make love work.
*Snippet*: “He never leaves the seat up / Or wet towels upon the floor.”
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6. “I Like You” by Sandol Stoddard Warburg
A charming, childlike perspective on love and companionship.
*Snippet*: “I like you because you are a good person to like.”
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7. “Falling in Love is Like Owning a Dog” by Taylor Mali
This humorous poem draws parallels between love and the experience of having a dog.
*Snippet*: “Love doesn’t like being left alone for long.”
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8. “Thinking Out Loud” by Ed Sheeran
The lyrics by Ed Sheeran lighten the atmosphere with comical styling, poking fun at the realities of everyday married life. It adds a touch of laughter while also acknowledging the beautiful and messy aspects of love.
*Snippet*: “When your legs don’t work like they used to before”
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9. “The Owl and the Pussy-Cat” by Edward Lear
A whimsical and humorous poem about an unlikely pair who fall in love.
*Snippet*: “The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea / In a beautiful pea-green boat.”
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10. “A Word to Husbands” by Ogden Nash
A short, witty piece offering sage advice for a happy marriage.
*Snippet*: “To keep your marriage brimming / With love in the loving cup, / Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; / Whenever you’re right, shut up.”
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These readings can lighten the mood and add a personal touch to your wedding ceremony, making it a memorable experience for everyone involved. Contact us to see how we can help!